Canine Corner: “Brainstorming” by Spike and Bridget
“I know! I know! I got one, babe! Listen to this — I, Spike, do hereby resolve to eat more chicken.”
“No, no, NO! That’s not a new year’s resolution. That sounds more like a bucket list.”
“Okay, how’s this? I, Spike, do hereby resolve to eat buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken.” Heh-heh.
“Cut it out, Spike. We have to come up with our resolutions for 2014 or RVSue’s going to get all mad and stuff. Stop fooling around.”
“Well, I dunno. You do one then.”
“Okay. . . Let’s see . . .
“I, Bridget, hereby resolve to be quiet when RVSue goes into Wal-Mart.”
“Oh, gimme a break. That’s way too easy. All ya’ hafta’ do is shut your big mouth.”
“My big mouth? MY big mouth? What about you hollering at RVSue because she hasn’t put supper out soon enough to suit you?”
“That’s different. A guy gets hungry and hasta’ eat regular.”
“Well, I think my resolution is a good one. RVSue will like it a lot. She really hates it when I cry in the parking lot. So think up your resolution, Spike. C’mon, make up a good one.”
Oh, coyote crap. Why do we hafta’ do this junk anyway? Women! Always comin’ up with dumb stuff guys don’t wanna’ do.
“Well, Spike? I’m waiting.”
“I’m thinkin’, Bridge! Hold your horses! . . . groan . . . I, Spike . . . uh . . . I, Spike, do hereby resolve . . . to not smack my lips when eating rotisserie chicken. How’s that?”
“Spike! Good heavens! Get your mind off chicken! Gosh, you’re HOPELESS! Oh no, here comes RVSue . . . .”
“Stay cool, girl. Stay cool.”
“What are you going to tell her? All this time and you’ve got nothing!”
“Aw, that ain’t true. That ain’t true at all, Bridge. . . .
I got YOU, babe.” Heh-heh.
HERE’S A LOOK AT SOME RECENT AMAZON PURCHASES.
Thanks to everyone who shops from my blog!
Goal Zero Yeti 150 Solar Generator
Slik Lightweight Tripod with 3-Way All-Metal Pan Head
Premier Pet Come with me Kitty Harness
Dream On Me Liberty Collection 4 in 1 Crib
Canon EOS Rebel T3i 18 MP CMOS Digital SLR Camera
Chef’s Choice Pizzelle Pro Express Bake
The Williamson River, Oregon, September 2012